there’s an ocean under there.


dubai! i think every public place should have prayer rooms.


i flew to dubai on a two-story plane called the A380-800. apparently it’s a big deal. ridiculously spacious coach seats? yep. ridiculously beautiful stewardesses wearing classy head scarves and fancy red hats? yep. twenty seven thousand million bajillion hours in the air?


people, you’ve all got a ticket. your seat on the aircraft is secured. SIT DOWN.


the contents of my jacket pocket while traveling. an impressive pocket, i’d say.